You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
- Michael PritchardWhat's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
